Yes chaps, break out those cheapo Tesco’s Valentine’s Cards! Guaranteed to get you dumped by your significant other half faster then you can say "wtf!?".
"Your sweet whispers echo in my ears, admist chaos and disorder" ~ 
“A billion people in the world, and I found you”
Yes chaps, break out those cheapo Tesco’s Valentine’s Cards! Guaranteed to get you dumped by your significant other half faster then you can say "wtf!?".
"Your sweet whispers echo in my ears, admist chaos and disorder" ~ 
Hmmm
Superb!! What a wicked card, it would make a well funny joke. Dunno if its worth the risk though as it may get you dumped.
If you do give this to you bird, make sure you go in wearing a cricket box!