Walking Amongst Dark Shadows

So, David Blaine tried to get attention on himself again by living in a fishtank for 7 days and then holding his breath while escaping from chains in an attempt to break the world record, which stands at 8mins 58seconds. Blaine managed 7mins and 8seconds before being pulled out of his sphere. As most New Yorkers admire the guy, most Londoners see him as an attention seeker so most are unhappy that he actually survived.

Don’t get me wrong here, he’s trying to take the human body to it’s utmost limits, but there are better ways o great illusionist chap! Take the bloody London Underground during the rush hour for a month, or try and time your journey so you can get home on time by London’s Bus network! Had he done his ‘feat’ in London, we’d have pelted him with paintball ammo, golfballs and other rather nasty stuff which makes us Brits famed for our black humour. Return to the Uk for your next stunt Blaine, even better - try doing the same trick under the River Thames, hey we may not be able to see you under that dirty water but remember - We Love You!