Monthly Archive for May, 2006

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Big Brother 7 Arrives!

Big BrotherHehehehehehe, I have never laughed so hard in ages. Uk Big Brother began last night, and this year’s housemates are the most varied over the top lot yet. I rarely pay attention to this show, and ignored last years because it was full of pathetic imbeciles. Apparently the house mates are a reflection of people in modern society – if this is true this country is truly screwed.

3 Fit females, 3 rather disturbing females, 1 seriously deranged gay male, 1 rich arrogant git from London, a nutter who can’t stay still for a split second, and a few more oddballs. I tell ya, with BB7 and the World Cup looming, it’s going to be a cracking summer! Just need to goto France to get more booze in a weeks time and I’m sorted :)

Catching up in life

It’s been a busy last few weeks for me at work and in life itself. Due to this I’ve been unable to make the changes I’ve been planning for this blog as a result. Over the past few days though I’ve been doing just that, albeit behind the scenes and by this upcoming weekend hopefully this blog will look a lot better and have more functionality as all the new goodies go live.

Right now I’d like to quote Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. I feel like life at present is moving too fast and I’m lagging behind to catch up with it. I’m hoping that I eventually do, because the past two weeks have been hectic and it’s something I’m just not used to. I plan each and every day so precisely, and this makes me feel uneasy.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

Arr! Birfday Congrats To Kami/Phil!

One of me oldest online mates, owner of Halfmad.com (which he perma broke btw), bigtime RPG’er, and bald scottish chap is 31yrs old today! Thats THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD (just incase he’s struggling to read this, old age see). Anyway, hope ya have a lovely birfday and get utterly and completely razzled! Just for those readers who don’t know who this Kami/Phil tart is, here’s his Myspace page! – Don’t blame me if your browser crashes, myspace.com tends to do that quite a lot.

Mother held over laxative cookies

Utter brilliance! Ok, so its partially funny and unfunny! 

"A woman has been charged in the United States after allegedly helping her daughter make biscuits for a teacher that were spiked with laxatives. The teacher had reportedly given the girl low marks.

However the alleged prank backfired when the teacher did not eat the biscuits but shared them among her class. Four children became ill."

Early Morning Rabble – David Blaine

So, David Blaine tried to get attention on himself again by living in a fishtank for 7 days and then holding his breath while escaping from chains in an attempt to break the world record, which stands at 8mins 58seconds. Blaine managed 7mins and 8seconds before being pulled out of his sphere. As most New Yorkers admire the guy, most Londoners see him as an attention seeker so most are unhappy that he actually survived.