Right, during lunchtimes at work, I normally go and read a book while relaxing next to a canal, which is close by. While chilling out I tend to feed the ducks and their ducklings too. On the odd occasion we get big swans doing drive by’s hoping to get some food for them. Today however things were different… I’m sitting there feeding some pesky ducklings, when this great big oaf of a swan comes along and gives me a dodgy stare. So, I give it some bread (kingsmill if you must know) and it likes it! I try and feed it a bit more and it went ‘QUAAAAAAAACKKKK!’ and bit me hand! 
At this point I’m thinking to myself "could things get any bloody worse?" then I realised what the date was and only then did I also realise I could have Swan Flu disease! I’m ok though, I think it may have become irritated with me because 10mins earlier, I flicked a bit of bread at the ducklings head 