Right, during lunchtimes at work, I normally go and read a book while relaxing next to a canal, which is close by. While chilling out I tend to feed the ducks and their ducklings too. On the odd occasion we get big swans doing drive by’s hoping to get some food for them. Today however things were different… I’m sitting there feeding some pesky ducklings, when this great big oaf of a swan comes along and gives me a dodgy stare. So, I give it some bread (kingsmill if you must know) and it likes it! I try and feed it a bit more and it went ‘QUAAAAAAAACKKKK!’ and bit me hand! 
At this point I’m thinking to myself "could things get any bloody worse?" then I realised what the date was and only then did I also realise I could have Swan Flu disease! I’m ok though, I think it may have become irritated with me because 10mins earlier, I flicked a bit of bread at the ducklings head 
Hey this is El, you must be quarantined immediately! You are a threat to the public. Dont you think it is a bit odd this happen on the 06/06/06….? Think aabout it.
lol heya mate
I actually got myself checked out by the doc at work just incase the wound was infectious 
Those pesky ducks are normally ok too!
LMAO unc! Serves you right for flicking bits of bread at the baby furballs!! You can see the bits in those photos too!
Hope you’re ok though, you might contract something overnight kinda like wings! Hey, you saw what Angel looked like in X-Men 3 didn’t you? 
Yeah, yeah
I’ve still not sprouted angelic wings so shush! Going to keep my distance tommorow if that big white bird is floating around thats for sure!
A swan, going QUAAAAAAAACKKKK!. I thought it was ducks that did that. Must be a very special swan indeed. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise, or a mutant. :p
Kain gets pwned by a swan. I’m sorry but that is just plain hilarious
Your day will come Kitteh! Just wait till you visit the Uk! Think the aussie wildlife is dangerous? Wait till you see our species known as the chav!