By Tasmin.
Dear all, this is my first ever post! I don’t normally do this but Darren is too busy in dreamland after falling drunk at his first ever Funday event at our workplace. Funday is a day set aside for employee’s to bring their families and relatives to a fun fair event organised by yours truly. There’s food, rides, drinks etc available and everyone generally has a lovely time! 
However, this is possibly my last year before I head overseas for various reasons so I went overboard on the activities available. Yesterday one such activity was a ‘Sheepdog demonstration’; complete with the sheep I might add. Now, myself and Darren were sitting around watching this lovely sheepdog named Trixie do her stuff and chase sheep around and bark a lot. Jonathan, the owner allowed me to freely approach some sheep and give them a pat. I think I may have done something wrong as another sheep decided to charge at me and hit me from behind… and then the sheep I was patting got angry and gave me some verbal ‘baaaa’s’ and charged at me too hurting my knee!
I was shocked, and Trixie came to the rescue barking around and ordering the sheep about. Meanwhile Darren is on the floor in laughter. I also learned that he has a strange sheep fetish, to add to his already somewhat odd cow fetish. He must have had a very disturbing childhood I am sure of it!
Anyway, that’s all I have to say on that matter. I hope you all had a good laugh. Sadly none of us even thought about bringing a camera, so no photos will be posted, lucky me! 
Nothing wrong with sheep! Just like cows, they\’re master tacticians and one day shall become a dominant species on our planet. Unless Pakman hasn\’t stolen them that is. Give me a shout if you want anything edited
lol thanks, it looks ok
LOL! Why wasn’t I invited darren!
That would have been so great to see, I would have loved to have been there!
Mainly because I wasn’t originally going in the first place. I’d booked a holiday instead, but at the last minute I was convinced to go, so I went
Besides, you’re in bloomin Mancs! Like you’d have actually made the trip for a 4-5hr event! 
Hi Ayesha
I think his reasons for not inviting you would be that he didn’t want a close family member seeing him eyeing up the fluffy white sheep 
Miss you!
Isn’t it cows that will rule the world mate? I’m sure that’s what you told me years ago!! Don’t tell me you switched sides or are the cows merely pawns for the sheep overlords?
BSE killed a lotta cows and heavily affected their numbers :/
Test. Is this workin?
No mate, its not
Ah er lol ok. Never used one of thse before so its a bit new to me. I was reading on your older entries adn read the story about you getting attacked by a swan, then Tasmin attacked by sheep - you two certainly lead a perplexed existance man!