The Gospel According To Chris Moyles
This week I bought my first autobiography! It was titled ‘The Gospel According to Chris Moyles’. Superb read to be fair.
Chris Moyles happens to be the Uk’s most popular breakfast radio show presenter and is a true legend. Him and his team have escalated Radio 1’s listening figures enormously and as a result, they’ve won a string of awards. Chris has just released his autobiography, which will no doubt sell like hotcakes. He’s not the biggest star in the world like your Wayne Rooney’s or your David Beckham’s but he’s very well known anyway.
So I’m perusing Amazon Uk for biographies when I stumble across a whole host of them belonging to no name British so called talent. There was a biography from Chantelle Houghton – the dumb winner of Uk Celebrity Big Brother! The ditzy cow is only in her 20’s and yet she’s got a book out detailing her ‘life’?! What life? 20yrs of it? Are you taking the pies woman?!
A biography is meant to catalogue one’s life’s achievements for crying out loud, a written account of your life if you will. As I looked around it got worse, and to cut a long story short I saw many biographies from totally non-celeb tv personalities which infuriated me somewhat rotten. Of course at the end of the day its money making scheme so they can make the most of their 15mins of fame before they become non famous. Granted tubby Chris Moyles is in his 30’s but he isn’t a non celeb is he? He’s the presenter of the biggest radio station in the Uk which has constantly seen its viewing figures rise and rise through the years, and shows no sign of stopping. He’s achieved a lot in his life and his book, while being funny has a lot of sad elements to it too.
What really annoyed me was seeing countless England footballers having their biogs up there. There’s Rio, Rooney, Frank Lampard (who couldn’t hit a barn door), and Steven Gerrard to name just a few. Is this what the overpaid muppets were doing during Germany 2006? While the entire nation back home is spending bucket loads to celebrate their national team, the football stars are busy sitting in their hotels slaving away on their laptops writing books? Pathetic if you ask me. They’re footballers, not bloody book authors and certainly not bloody entertainers. Overpaid? Too sodding right.
Don’t like him
Find him way too rude to his callers and he’s too egotastic 
That’s why he’s so good! He’s a fat, rude, arrogant rolly polly DJ!
Unlike normal DJ’s who do their shows by the book, Chris just doesn’t care and does things his own way, which is why his show is such a big success