Walking Amongst Dark Shadows

To the world: We aren’t all like this

Now for a hot topic that has been making news headlines around the globe. Celebrity Big Brother here in the UK has kicked up a storm over apparent racist allegations against Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty by three of her female housemates.

Now I’m sure most of you have seen TV footage by now of what has transpired in the house. For those who haven’t seen it, check YouTube for footage, if any. Basically Jade Goody (head honcho), Danielle Lloyd and Jo O’Meara have bullied Shilpa about various issues that some people are claiming is racist towards Indians. Now, I’m a British born Asian myself, so I just want to state my opinions on this. I don’t see it as racism, but almost borderline racism. It could have been much worse, but I think Channel 4 have warned the bullies not to venture out that far.

I was born in 1975; in London and have NEVER EVER had racist abuse or encounters thrown at me, ever. Not all residents of this country are like Jade and Co. Jade herself is a human of rather low IQ, speaks without thinking and is so utterly dumb that it makes me laugh out loud. She is what’s known by us UK’ers as a ‘Chav‘. Intelligence doesn’t come into the equation with this woman as she’s thick as a lead spoon fed petrol station attendant. Hell she cannot even grasp simple English herself and she’s got the balls to criticise Shilpa’s use of the English language? Jade’s equally clueless mother who was evicted from the show last week doesn’t even understand what the word ‘Dilemma’ means, instead asking "What’s a Dimella?"

All it boils down to is borderline racism. Jade is half cast herself as I understand it, so it’s just a single thing from my point of view - Jealousy. Shilpa is a mile ahead of all three girls in terms of Intelligence, Finances, Beauty and Stature, and that makes them feel threatened because Shilpa, is the most famous female in the whole house. I felt sickened when I saw the scenes last night as Channel 4 aired almost everything that had transpired in the house hours earlier. I couldn’t believe someone that dumb could have so much anger.

Jade Goody was the former Big Brother housemate back in 2002. Because she was so thick and stupid, she won the hearts of most UK’ers and became famous upon leaving the house. Thanks to the British public, she’s made millions including most of it from a Fitness Video, which saw her lose a ton of weight. Yet recently, while she’s been in the house, it’s been revealed that she has had Liposuction to reduce her weight. So who’s the fake now Jade?

People like Jade are a minority here in England, I do mean that. My parents have been here since the 60’s and never had any racist issues thrown at them, so I’d just like to say to those non UK readers out there, she doesn’t in any way represent the UK. Just please bear that in mind when you see this fat, fake, gobby cow on your TV set, that isn’t what we’re like.

Jade’s career unknown to her, is already in ruins, thanks to her fat mouth as The Perfume Shop who sell Jade’s perfume "Shh", have decided to withdraw all stocks with immediate effect and there will be little chance to further her career after Big Brother. As for Danielle, Motorcycle Insurance company Bennetts has terminated the modelling deal she had with them, stating that they don’t support any form of racism. Good luck with your career there love.

Tomorrow (Friday 19th) is Eviction night. Either Silpha or Jade will be evicted. Given that Silpha for a while has been the favourite to win the whole thing, so once again - Good Luck Jade, your career which began thanks to the love of the British Public, will also be your end. You’re going to get slaughtered the moment you leave the house. Goodbye.