Archive for July, 2007

The Simpsons Movie

Spider Pig! Spider Pig!

I’ve been feeling rather run down this weekend. To tell the truth, I’m missing an old friend who I haven’t heard from in quite a while. I’m sure she reads this blog, so wherever you are - I hope you’re doing alright.

I needed cheering up, and given that Transformers and The Simpsons movie were both released here in the UK, I wanted to try and watch both in a day, sadly it wasn’t possible as Transformers is completely booked up until Tuesday! Given that Deena is a mad Simpsons fan, we ended up going to watch the early Sunday show.

Now, I’ve got to admit that I am no Simpsons fan. It is probably the longest running cartoon that comes to mind, and I do admit that the handful of episodes I have seen have always made me smile. After watching the movie though I can simply state that the critics of this film have possibly had a sense of humour bypass as I found it very amusing, in fact I ended up laughing like a demented school girl at quite a few of the gags.

A rant - British Gas

The most useless website ever

Where the hell do I start? Right now I am pissed put it that way. I’ve just returned from a lovely night out with the girlfriend, to find an email in my Inbox telling me my electricity bill is overdue. "Heck that be no problem" I thought to myself, "I will just use my dads credit card and pay the bill, and bank transfer him the money".

At this point you’re asking why I aren’t using my card I would guess? Well because the old British Gas website that boasted about discounts and paperless billing does not even accept VISA! However they do accept Solo, Maestro, Delta and other crap cards that only 60yr old pensioners use. So I pay the Gas and Electricity bill with my dads card and then transfer the money from my account to his. Sweet? Well no.

So I bought Firefly….

How superb is this?  

I’ve got to say that I have seen Serenity four times so far and failed to even remotely enjoy it. I just could not see what the big deal was about this film until I recently purchased the HD-DVD version, with its extras. I watched the film a fifth time and began to understand bits, so I watched again and began to like it. Serenity is a follow up to the huge cult US TV series Firefly, which was sadly cancelled after just a single season - mainly due to the TV network making a screw-up upon airing the episodes.

Curious as to why Firefly is so well regarded in the sci-fi community I downloaded the first three episodes of the series. Inside 20 minutes of the pilot episode I was completely hooked. How the hell did I manage to even miss this? This morning I ordered the 4 disc DVD boxset from Play.com for just £12.99, so I can’t wait for that to arrive!

Firefly was possibly the best TV show FOX developed alongside X-Files. It had an old school retro western quality to it, with horses, spaceships, and pistols. It was a unique mix of these elements that made Joss Whedon’s (creator of Buffy & Angel) show such a massive hit. A brilliant cast of lovable actors, great episode plotlines and comical humorous bits just make it a joy to watch. Whilst FOX can argue that the show never had decent viewing figures, they can’t ignore the fact that the DVD had immense sales that put a lot of premiere titles completely to shame. Firefly is a show that deserved to stay alive to shine like Buffy and Angel did. Sadly during the time of it’s ‘phasing out’ a lot of shows were being wrongly cancelled due to various reasons and it seems to be a very popular trend even now.

Wanted: The British Summer of 2007

10 weeks of rain fall in 24Hrs

I’ve lived in London, Middlesex my entire life and never witnessed the rainstorm that battered the UK yesterday afternoon. For those living outside the UK, let me just say that we haven’t had our summer yet. It’s been replaced by a shitstorm crapload of rain, and left half the UK flooded, and thousands of families homeless. I saw this coming from a mile away so I left work at 11am, in what can only be described as dark skies as I hopped off the bus and walked home. It was pitch black as I did so, and not 10mins after I reached home, I witnessed the heavens open up and just over 10 weeks worth of rain crashed over us.

Our garden flooded in no less then 5 minutes flat. Our front road flooded up in 10 minutes, but thankfully our drains were in good condition, so the flood waters receded rapidly, unlike elsewhere around the UK. The monsoon like storms swept up across the South and then proceeded to rotate around the Midlands and Wales before heading north slowly subsiding as it travelled that way. My father is pretty gutted as his garden is a complete state as we have had the contents of the adjacent gardens all merge into one and its a complete mess. Mind you, from what I’ve seen London got off lightly compared to the rest of the UK. I wish those affected by this weather all the best as they getting back on their feet.
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10 Things I hate about Star Trek by Trekkie

Fire at will Data. No! Not that Will!

Trekkie - on the Bitchslapp.com forums has posted a hilarious list of annoyances from Star Trek - The Final Frontier. Now having woken up on Saturday morning, this was the first thing I read on the ‘interweb’ this morning, and it was enough to make me laugh my socks off, so cheers for that. You can check out his list Here.

I had to laugh out loud at Comment No.4 - The Redshirt never returns to the Enterprise after an away mission :D Originally spotted on Digg, so the forum could be very slow at present.

Random thoughts

Current Mood: Weak and tired

Ever since I moved to a new department at work in April 2007 things in my life have been so hectic that I can’t even find time to relax now. Three weeks ago I made possibly the biggest mistake when I offered to help out on a very important project for the company I work for. It is an ‘Innovation’ product as we call it and it’s something that no company not even BAE Systems have. It’s a ultra high quality showcase of workmanship, so every component must be built to a high standard. Anyway, the engineers in charge of the project needed help, and like an idiot I accepted. I now feel I have bitten off more than I can chew because the project has to be completed by the end of August and I have so much to learn.

Currently life feels like I’m balancing plate’s simultaneously and failing horribly. At work I am struggling to meet a few deadlines as I am focusing 100% of my efforts on the new project. As a result I end up doing about 3-4 hours overtime. Getting home is a pain in the rear end because there’s so much traffic when I leave late at night. It’s just a pain in the arse. Hell I can’t even find time to write reviews now even though I have a partially completed one of The Darkness ready to go out this weekend. It’s irritating to say the least, especially since I have little time to update my blog. Hopefully things will be better once this damn project is out of the way :)

Xbox 360 warranty extended to three years

Giiiit miiii rings!

I’m annoyed and ecstatic at the same time right now. Just yesterday, Microsoft caused shocks around the internet community by announcing, and I quote "Microsoft is extending the terms of its Xbox 360 warranty to three years for certain general hardware failures which are indicated by three flashing red lights on the console". Now this is tremendous news for Xbox 360 owners who have been plagued by hardware failures left, right and centre since purchasing their console. I am extremely happy to state that my launch day 360 is still running fine despite the fact that I treat it like dirt, and use it for 3hrs a day or so.

What angers me is that these hardware failures should never have happened in the first place. I hear users on the web stating that their Sega Megadrives or N64’s never broke, and that is true. It’s also a hugely unfair comparison as those machines never relied on kenetic parts, let alone a custom cooling solution. At the end of the day, the way I see it is that MS balls up massively when they designed the 360. For a long time I have realised that EVERY 360 is going to suffer at some point or another because of the poor cooling solution within the console. Was the 360 rushed back in December 2005? In my opinion yes, but for a good reason, and you can see that now with the console having a firm foothold in the console market, whilst Sony suffers.

A single photo to describe the recent UK storms…

“Ice Cream!”, “Ice Cream!”

Keep em in business!

Amongst all the chaos over the past week with the two attempted terrorist attacks on a London nightclub, as well as Glasgow Airport, and the mass floods around various parts of the UK, something did manage to make me smile over the weekend. I was already in a mood as my planned Paintballing session had to be cancelled due to my assumptions that it would pee down with rain, and it did on Saturday morning. I love getting predictions right!

I had a relaxing weekend on the whole, beginning with me clearing out my room filled with ever increasing amounts of cardboard packaging from all the junk that I tend to purchase. Cardboard packaging annoys the hell out of me too. I order a tiny weeny minute 40mm fan, and it comes in a box that resembles your average shoe box! By the end of the week I get so much packaging material accumulating in my room that it takes an entire day just to sort through it all and bin it.

So on Sunday evening I’m chatting to some of the kids who are playing football on the road…being the UK, every single last remaining park has vanished and is now filled with sodding houses, so kiddies have no-where to play in but on the roads. I’m outside emptying the rubbish, whilst trying to understand these nosy little brats who are chatting away (in a language that only Cypher from the Matrix could understand), whilst kicking a ball, listening to their mp3 players and sucking on some sweets. Multitasking little twerps.