Beer ftw liek
I write to you having consumed about nien pients of beer. I can’t see nor focus conerectly at the screen at this stage as ai rwrite this. Let me state that aprporx 30mins ago I was on a bus heading from Rayners Lane, Middlesex towards Wealdstone, Harrow to be precise. I have just returned from my Work Christmas party bash - and I am auterrly ratarsed beyond belief. I had a pretty hard morning to be honest, so the only thing I required comme 14:00 was BEER - A LOT OF BEER. I was thursty as hell, and I had no minteral water bottle on my desk either. Come 14:00 myself and a mate rushed towards Club 2000 and swigged down as many pints as possible to quentch our thirtst. Suffice to say we were ewrecked afterwards. It’s funy walking home in the dark, its hard to actually walk out wehere you are until a car beps its horns at you. I wonder if my mate reached home? Guess I’ll find out tomorows!
I caught the H10 bus after the xmas do endewd at around 5pm. Not sure how I got on the right bus but I did and I saw the must gorgeous baby (and mmommy) too! Anmyway, had a great time, I am aseeing stars and feel dizzy! Can’t wirght anymore or gf might kill me, nn!
lolol ehehe had too much did we?
That’s almost readable!
What did you do to the baby?!
Wow, you must be so smooth with the laydeez when you’re out, drunk :p.
I can’t even remember writing all that. I’ve woeken up with a major hangover and have to get ready for work in 50mins. I’m too embarrassed to actually go in, just incase I made a pleb of myself last night now
Did you steal the baby?!
No
That was one seriously cute little baby though! Had a pink cuddly jacket and was trying to wave to me but couldn’t because of her big pink gloves 
Probably trying to wave you away as you stank of stale WooWoos
Sod off Pr! She was a gorgeous little thing!
Anyway, I thought I came off worse on that night but didn’t. One of the chaps who had too much to drink ended up in Hendon, when he was bound for Wembley warharhar