This is why I worry about the education of todays children growing up in good old England, run under a decaying government. At the risk of sounding somewhat ego-driven here given that I am a fussy bastard, I truly worry for this nations children when my 14-15 year old neice sends me the following email. After a single split second glance I returned the email stating pretty much what the above picture states. Continue to speak like a twat, and you’ll end up failing everything – including life.
dude can you send me the pictures where your pg teddies have holes in them
or what not!!!
pleaseee!!
the one you have at work!!
you they had gun shots in emm!!
an wahh nott!!
pleaseeeeee!!
loll and ahhh ahahaha
omgg guess wahhh the bopizz fingiee has changeedd!
heheheh and my skwll is not that goodd!! but i am trying!!
for my science test i got 23 out of 50 – which is a d!!
sos but fankss!!! and ahhhh i carnt help itt!! loll
wen you coming down and don’t worry i wont let yyour dad near my fish tank!!
so thta aint and excuse!! lollll
Published on
August 17, 2008 in
WTF?.
lol all you want!
[Kainz] I HAVE DONE A BAD THING POEPLE
[PR|PC] You’ve sent another email?
[Kainz] Noes
[Kainz] I has used HAIR COLOUR
[Kainz] stuff
[Dead] pink?
[PR|PC] LOL
[Dead] pics!
* Kainz slaps Dead around a bit with a debeaked headcrab
[PR|PC] JUST FOR MEN!
[Anty] just for indians
[PR|PC] lol
* Kainz slaps Anty around a bit with a debeaked headcrab
[Kainz] Shup tarts!
[Kainz] my sideburns itch and i cannot touch em
[PR|PC] “Hi Darren, look I’ve just seen that email you drunkenly sent to me on Friday, and it’s ok, I understand it was a mista…. have you coloured your hair?!”
[Anty] just for men targets only the grey for that natural look
* Kainz slaps PR|PC around a bit with a debeaked headcrab
[PR|PC] “Because he’s worth it”
Published on
July 27, 2008 in
Life and WTF?.
After a deluge of emails regarding suggestions for my next cooking feature I should really state that this isn’t a permanent thing! I am only doing it because I’m bored, and sick to death with this British summer weather we have been having. Oh and its fun to mock Nokkon! 
Going off Mr.Anty’s suggestion that I check out Chicago Town Pizza, I decided to do just that! I am a big pizza fan me, somewhat of an addict to be truthful. Hell I’ve even got my girlfriend addicted to the stuff! Anyway erm, on to the er feature…
Requirements:
- A Microwave oven
- £1.00
- A sharp knife
Continue reading ‘Cooking with Darren Part II – The Pizza!’
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