Awwww, they’re so cute! Must order more!
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It’s that time of the year again folks!
Time to give florists extra business. So break out those Tesco’s Valentines Cards, grab some flowers and show your loved one just how much they mean to you by printing out one of these gorgeously crafted cards.
So what have I gone and done? Well I’ve gone and bought a USB Moo Moo cow for Deena and I. "A what?" I hear you ask. Well it’s a bit hard to really describe properly. Check this YouTube vid to see how it works. 
Moomoo is a USB-enabled cow that lives on your desk, and is somehow attached to software that lets it communicate with a second Moomoo cow. If you push a button on Moomoo, its companion (ideally located in close proximity to your special someone) will moo at them and start glowing.
Beer ftw liek
I write to you having consumed about nien pients of beer. I can’t see nor focus conerectly at the screen at this stage as ai rwrite this. Let me state that aprporx 30mins ago I was on a bus heading from Rayners Lane, Middlesex towards Wealdstone, Harrow to be precise. I have just returned from my Work Christmas party bash - and I am auterrly ratarsed beyond belief. I had a pretty hard morning to be honest, so the only thing I required comme 14:00 was BEER - A LOT OF BEER. I was thursty as hell, and I had no minteral water bottle on my desk either. Come 14:00 myself and a mate rushed towards Club 2000 and swigged down as many pints as possible to quentch our thirtst. Suffice to say we were ewrecked afterwards. It’s funy walking home in the dark, its hard to actually walk out wehere you are until a car beps its horns at you. I wonder if my mate reached home? Guess I’ll find out tomorows!
I caught the H10 bus after the xmas do endewd at around 5pm. Not sure how I got on the right bus but I did and I saw the must gorgeous baby (and mmommy) too! Anmyway, had a great time, I am aseeing stars and feel dizzy! Can’t wirght anymore or gf might kill me, nn!
So on Friday 7th December I celebrated the birthday of my launch day Xbox 360. While his fellow brothers have fallen all around him, this launch day machine soldiers on bravely. November 2005 was his true birth date truth be told, however he arrived on the 7th December 2005 via a rather annoyed looking delivery man. For those who can recall that crazy month, Xbox 360’s were impossible to find anywhere. Stores were sold out, and Ebay was where most were being sold for ludicrous prices.
Cow Kicks Stupid Kid
A lesson to every dumbass out there, don’t mess with the cows because they’re fighting back. This dopey twerp didn’t see the kick coming so the cow now feasts on bits of his body every single morning for breakfast.
Clicky
Joke: What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear, and out the udder!
Cow was Tipped tbfh
(11-06) 13:47 PST Manson, Wash. (AP) —
Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object — a 600-pound cow. The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized.
The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple’s minivan, causing heavy damage.
You can read more about this story on the San Francisco Chronicles website. Funilly enough Breitbart.tv have a video interview of the couple who were in that poor car at the time!
Gerrof moi land!
Although luckily it wasn’t our house but our garage that was broken in to instead. On the night of Wednesday 31st Oct, some plebs decided to break in to our garden, defy two deadlocks and steal….frikken cooking utensils and food! That’s right, ignore the shit expensive Flymo Lawn Mower, and ignore the 2x £210 Black & Decker Strimmers but take our food and pans instead!
So they made away with various pots and pans belonging to my mother, they also raided our fridge and took 3x legs of lamb, and 3x packs of fish as well as a blender. Lastly they took 3x bottles of Comfort (a fabric conditioner for those outside the UK) Now this has put some relief into my father and I but my mother is obviously fuming and a bit mentally scarred. So much so that she was up at 2am in my bedroom staring out of the window into our garden, which then made me panic as I saw her silhouette in the darkness when I woke up. My father and I are quite happy that they turned out to be utterly crap ‘thieves’, having taken worthless things, well worthless to us anyway. Someone out there is having a good meal with fresh country smelling clothes…
I phone up ‘The Fuzz’ and was told "Ok sir we shall be there very soon, please don’t get your fingerprints on to the crime scene…" - as I am holding the very door that the ‘thieves’ broke in to. Great!. They were round here inside 3 minutes much to our amazement, and took photo’s and other stuff. I suspect that my mothers cooking toys will be at the nearest car boot sale soon.
Bring on ‘The Fuzz’
Why did 3000 chickens cross the road? Because the lorry they were in crashed on one of Scotland’s busiest motorways, that’s why.
Thousands of runaway chickens brought traffic to a standstill after a transporter lorry crashed on a busy road near Glasgow.
Full story with hilarious pictures at the Daily Mail.