“A billion people in the world, and I found you”
Saw this story earlier this morning and it had me in complete hysterics.
SYDNEY, Australia - A 22-year-old man attempted to drive 310 miles in reverse on a remote Outback highway after his transmission failed, blocking his forward gears, police said Friday. The man was stopped by Western Australia state police on Thursday afternoon after they spotted his car roaring in reverse down the highway at about 40 mph, according to a statement.
So, here I am pondering as to why the new current trend for electronic gadgets, is to have them PINK. I mean, it’s a crap colour, is an eyesore and will NOT attract members of the opposite sex, if that should happen then they’ve clearly escaped from the loony asylum. I cannot even comprehend to understand who would buy such items, let alone why.
So, recently of late there has been quite a few toys appearing in pink form:
A Pink Playstation 2
A Pink Playstation Portable (PSP)
A Pink DS Lite
and a Pink Creative Zen Vision:M
There was a time when white was the cool in thing after the flood of iPods, but now that has been replaced by the most pathetic colour ever. It’s not fashionable, it sucks and anyone who uses such a colour is a pleb. So, if you know of any gadgets that have recently gone PINK, let me know. Let’s name and shame them!
Dear all, this is my first ever post! I don’t normally do this but Darren is too busy in dreamland after falling drunk at his first ever Funday event at our workplace. Funday is a day set aside for employee’s to bring their families and relatives to a fun fair event organised by yours truly. There’s food, rides, drinks etc available and everyone generally has a lovely time! 
Saw this on Yahoo, and thought it was incredibly cute! It’s a gopher tortoise moving towards the space shuttle Discovery at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canavera, Florida. At 18:40 GMT (14:40 EDT) the delayed space shuttle blasted off skywards towards the International Space Station (ISS). Happy Independence Day US readers!
Out of sheer boredom this morning, I decided to shove the ass end of the teddy bear that sits on my boss’s desk, onto the end of a factory standard drill…
The result as I hit the power switch? The bear span round at about 10000000 rpm which resulted in much hysterics in our office. It then worked its way loose and flew out the window at 100mph and almost knocked out two pigeons who were having an early morning chat on some big pipes. Yay!
PS. 1x Teddy was slightly harmed during this experiment.
Utter brilliance! Ok, so its partially funny and unfunny!
"A woman has been charged in the United States after allegedly helping her daughter make biscuits for a teacher that were spiked with laxatives. The teacher had reportedly given the girl low marks.
However the alleged prank backfired when the teacher did not eat the biscuits but shared them among her class. Four children became ill."
The time and date will be 01.02.03.04.05.06 tommorow - at 1:02:03am on 04/05/06! This lovely sequence of events happens once every 100 years. Thought I’d let ya all know…
I’ve been busy lately but have had a raft of idea’s in hand for this blog to be implemented soon. Anyway I’ve got to mention a story which was first reported at the beginning of March 06 which had a lot of people in hysterics.
Now we all know how much garbage our prime minister Tony Blair speaks, and how his ‘Tough on Crime/Preachers etc’ policies will make the Uk safer. Basically everything he says never happens so half the sodding country ignores him anyway. Without going into this deeply, it’s emerged that race hate preachers have returned to the Uk to reap the rewards of our benefits system, while at the same time sprouting hate towards the very country they live in. Apparently London is "the organ of the devil", yet most of them live here. So while this is happening our coppers have lifted three Golliwogs and the bloke who was trying to sell them because they had offended a member of the public. Now…on a scale of one to ten, who offends you the most?
