3 months of catfighting, backstabbing, and gurls!

Big Brother 2007 started a few days ago, and once again succeeded in surprising the nation as 11 females went in and not a single male. No problem there except if this lot represent modern UK society, we as nation are bloody screwed in more ways then one. First off into the house were two 18yr old twins Sam & Amanda, who cannot stop giggling, screaming, holding each other and a variety of other annoying things, which seemed to result in a lot of people reaching for the mute button on their remotes. These two look look like they’ll easily crack – give it a week tops.

There’s Charley, some ugly thing that is so over herself that she’s the hot favourite to be voted out first. She’s from East London, and the type of girl who hangs out at celeb joints hoping to pick up a rich footballer. She ‘does not work’ and wants lot of cash, and think’s she’s beautiful. I want to run her over with the nearest bus already. The others housemates are far from normal either. There’s Carole, a 53yr old Health Worker who I really like. She’s feisty and has attitude. I reckon Carole could be the person to keep everyone in check in that demented household. Then there’s Tracey, I’m not sure what that’s all about but I am already warming to her despite the fact that she looks like Freddy Kreuger. She has made me laugh quite a bit though!

Oh, I forgot to mention the lovely Chanelle, I liked her for 10seconds until she mentioned that her idol is Victoria Beckham who she aspires to. Why do girls of this generation aspire to a bloody plastic, frowning stick insect? Come off it, she can’t sing, her family is loaded and she’s shacked up with a footballer! She’s couldn’t even sing when she was in the spice girls, and girls actually think she’s cool? Noes!!

Last night the first male was thrown into the house, and despite PR’s predictions that he would be face down in the pool inside 24hrs he could be wrong. Upon entering the house he was almost jumped on by the twins, and interrogated for hours, which saw him consuming quite a bit of wine as a result. At one point he did wander over to the pool but nothing happened. Definate points for him actually surviving that moment because I know I couldn’t, I would have cracked having had so many questions thrown at me.

So far, the gorgeous Nicky is my favourite. I love her attitude, she’s pretty and she’s very level headed. I hoping she does well. I have also discovered that my girlfriend is a massive BB fan. We’ve been together for 7 months now and of all the things I’ve just found that out! She knows everything about BB from the very first series! Given that there’s sod all else on TV, and no US TV programmes to watch it looks like I’ll be joining her in watching BB. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch girls sunbathing….outside and <gets dragged off by girlfriend>

To the world: We aren’t all like this

Now for a hot topic that has been making news headlines around the globe. Celebrity Big Brother here in the UK has kicked up a storm over apparent racist allegations against Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty by three of her female housemates.

Now I’m sure most of you have seen TV footage by now of what has transpired in the house. For those who haven’t seen it, check YouTube for footage, if any. Basically Jade Goody (head honcho), Danielle Lloyd and Jo O’Meara have bullied Shilpa about various issues that some people are claiming is racist towards Indians. Now, I’m a British born Asian myself, so I just want to state my opinions on this. I don’t see it as racism, but almost borderline racism. It could have been much worse, but I think Channel 4 have warned the bullies not to venture out that far.

I was born in 1975; in London and have NEVER EVER had racist abuse or encounters thrown at me, ever. Not all residents of this country are like Jade and Co. Jade herself is a human of rather low IQ, speaks without thinking and is so utterly dumb that it makes me laugh out loud. She is what’s known by us UK’ers as a ‘Chav‘. Intelligence doesn’t come into the equation with this woman as she’s thick as a lead spoon fed petrol station attendant. Hell she cannot even grasp simple English herself and she’s got the balls to criticise Shilpa’s use of the English language? Jade’s equally clueless mother who was evicted from the show last week doesn’t even understand what the word ‘Dilemma’ means, instead asking "What’s a Dimella?"

All it boils down to is borderline racism. Jade is half cast herself as I understand it, so it’s just a single thing from my point of view – Jealousy. Shilpa is a mile ahead of all three girls in terms of Intelligence, Finances, Beauty and Stature, and that makes them feel threatened because Shilpa, is the most famous female in the whole house. I felt sickened when I saw the scenes last night as Channel 4 aired almost everything that had transpired in the house hours earlier. I couldn’t believe someone that dumb could have so much anger.

Jade Goody was the former Big Brother housemate back in 2002. Because she was so thick and stupid, she won the hearts of most UK’ers and became famous upon leaving the house. Thanks to the British public, she’s made millions including most of it from a Fitness Video, which saw her lose a ton of weight. Yet recently, while she’s been in the house, it’s been revealed that she has had Liposuction to reduce her weight. So who’s the fake now Jade?

People like Jade are a minority here in England, I do mean that. My parents have been here since the 60′s and never had any racist issues thrown at them, so I’d just like to say to those non UK readers out there, she doesn’t in any way represent the UK. Just please bear that in mind when you see this fat, fake, gobby cow on your TV set, that isn’t what we’re like.

Jade’s career unknown to her, is already in ruins, thanks to her fat mouth as The Perfume Shop who sell Jade’s perfume "Shh", have decided to withdraw all stocks with immediate effect and there will be little chance to further her career after Big Brother. As for Danielle, Motorcycle Insurance company Bennetts has terminated the modelling deal she had with them, stating that they don’t support any form of racism. Good luck with your career there love.

Tomorrow (Friday 19th) is Eviction night. Either Silpha or Jade will be evicted. Given that Silpha for a while has been the favourite to win the whole thing, so once again – Good Luck Jade, your career which began thanks to the love of the British Public, will also be your end. You’re going to get slaughtered the moment you leave the house. Goodbye.

3 Fit females, 3 rather disturbing females, 1 seriously deranged gay male, 1 rich arrogant git from London, a nutter who can’t stay still for a split second, and a few more oddballs. I tell ya, with BB7 and the World Cup looming, it’s going to be a cracking summer! Just need to goto France to get more booze in a weeks time and I’m sorted